Medieval Leather Sword Sheath

Description

Listen, even though you’re surely a brave renegade Knight bent on changing the tyrant ways of the old mad king, you still can’t just walk around, holding your sword all willy nilly! It’s simply not done, man! When entering a castle or an alehouse, you need to make sure that your sword is sheathed correctly. To just barge into here, holding your sword aloft, or trying to balance it on your shoulder while you sit at the table and wait for your curds and whey…it’s just…well, it’s just rude. And it’s dangerous! You ripped our serving girl’s skirt (and she only has the one, so good luck getting back on her good side when you want a top off on your mead), you stabbed Gruff Williams in the chest, and you almost nicked Young Bryant’s good hand clean off!

So whaddya say you collect yourself and use this Medieval Leather Sword Sheath instead, eh? Made of genuine leather and brass toned rivets and eyeholes, it will keep your trusty sword hanging at your side (as opposed to swinging wildly when you’re telling yet another “really rousing tale” that we’ve all actually heard 15 times already). Plus, it’s got large belt loops to accommodate a variety of belt sizes, which is handy for those nights when you simply must order yet another meat pie. It’s so authentic looking, any dirty curs will think twice before they try to engage you in battle! Like they say, walk softly and sheath your big sword! Hahaha, right? (Alright so that’s not what they say but we’re going to have ask you to leave if you don’t)