The Corpse Bride: Victor Costume

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Lucky for you, the tall, gawky, pale look is popular with a very specific group of ladies who haven’t felt a throbbing heart since, like, their last life! Science hasn’t yet found an answer for why this occurs, but the faces of dead girls light up with life when that look enters even their periphery. Some say their lungs inflate, their hearts gasp for life, and their veins fill and course with blood! Man, judging by the reaction, this guy really has a way with the corpses.

You too will woo all the dead women with complete ease when you dress as Victor from Tim Burton’s ominous stop-motion fantasy film The Corpse Bride. This dapper costume comes complete with a 100% polyester jacket with inset vest panels, pinstriped pants with an elastic waistband, and a shirt front that fastens with Velcro. You can put away that pomade too, because topping it all off, the included wig uses synthetic hair on a mesh cap, so your costume preparation this year won’t be like splitting hairs.

You can choose to entertain a live girl for the evening if you prefer. We’re sure that both women alive and dead will find you dashing! Just remember that in all situations, under all circumstances, communication is key. You don’t want to scare a living girl to death, so before you slip into some shadows together, perhaps tell her why you’re so good at holding your breath!