Leatherface Chainsaw

Description

Before you stitch leather to your face or blow your savings on a decrepit Dallas barn house, please hear us out: stitches, the volatile real estate market, and the headache caused by both can only lead you down a rural dirt road to regret.

Might we suggest a similarly bone-chilling, headache-free alternative? A bit of blood and the screams of your victims—all simulated, of course—are what you really need to complete your Leatherface costume.

This 27″ long toy chainsaw gives you just that, featuring silver and red accents on the blade and the revving noises we all have learned to fear. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre accessory might require both hands, by the way, so before you go wielding it we suggest putting away the stitches and calling off your realtor!