Where’s Waldo Long Sleeve I am Waldo Shirt

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Well, that’s a lovely red and white striped shirt you have there, looks like it probably keeps you warm. And we see you have a pair of spectacles in your breast pocket there, suppose they help you see more clearly- OOOOOOH WALDO! We found you! Who knew, after all these years you were hiding right here in front of us the whole time. We spent so much time search in Aztec cities, Roman coliseums, even that one time it was just a bunch of Waldos and we were supposed to find the one missing a shoe (that one kept us up late quite a few nights). And you know we never realized how slimming those stripes are on you. Heck, add a dash of blue on your right shoulder and you’re the American flag!

Did you know “Where’s Waldo” is originally from the UK? That’s right, Waldo is British! Only in the UK they call him Wally. Oh those silly Brits, what will they think of next? Driving on the other side of the road? Ha, that’ll be the day. We all know his true name is Waldo. We just don’t know where he is most of the time. But if you wear this shirt you’ll know where you are every second of your life. In fact, bring the Where’s Waldo game into real life! Invite your friends to a big concert. “Where are your seats?” they’ll ask. “Find me and find out!” You’ll say with a devilish but sweet grin. Who doesn’t love a good hunt for Waldo, after all. So slip on this shirt and slip away into mystery!