Sexy Skunk Costume

Description

You’re a sexy skunk, and you’re looking for a hunk

And you don’t care what other people think,

You’re gonna nonchalantly flaunt, you’re gonna get just what you want

Or they can bet you’re gonna make a big stink

You got those sweet white stripes that hug your hips so late at night

And a pair of matching stockings and shoes,

And with that sassy furry tail, you’re the ultimate female

You’re gonna make everyone blow a fuse!

People might ask if you’re startin’ any trouble in their garden

They might ask you if you’re gonna stick around,

But you tell ‘em you’re a lover, not a fighter undercover

And one look at you and they’ll be spellbound,

You’ve got a weaponized behind and parties are on your mind

It should be illegal to look so skunky good,

So if you want to be a mustellid and start blowin’ minds

Then we really, really think that you should!

That was an excerpt from a popular 80s metal song by Dunk Skunk and the Skunkpunks. We feel that song perfectly embraces how awesome it feels to dress up like a beautiful skunk woman, to use all your skunky charms to woo everyone around you, and to just generally be a skunk. If you’d rather spray it than say it and want to look ravishing while you do so, then our Sexy Skunk Costume is the finest piece of clothing out there. The hood and posable tail are attached to the elegant black and white dress, so you won’t have to think about anything except getting down like nature’s greatest party animal: the skunk.