You’re a sexy skunk, and you’re looking for a hunk
And you don’t care what other people think,
You’re gonna nonchalantly flaunt, you’re gonna get just what you want
Or they can bet you’re gonna make a big stink
You got those sweet white stripes that hug your hips so late at night
And a pair of matching stockings and shoes,
And with that sassy furry tail, you’re the ultimate female
You’re gonna make everyone blow a fuse!
People might ask if you’re startin’ any trouble in their garden
They might ask you if you’re gonna stick around,
But you tell ‘em you’re a lover, not a fighter undercover
And one look at you and they’ll be spellbound,
You’ve got a weaponized behind and parties are on your mind
It should be illegal to look so skunky good,
So if you want to be a mustellid and start blowin’ minds
Then we really, really think that you should!
That was an excerpt from a popular 80s metal song by Dunk Skunk and the Skunkpunks. We feel that song perfectly embraces how awesome it feels to dress up like a beautiful skunk woman, to use all your skunky charms to woo everyone around you, and to just generally be a skunk. If you’d rather spray it than say it and want to look ravishing while you do so, then our Sexy Skunk Costume is the finest piece of clothing out there. The hood and posable tail are attached to the elegant black and white dress, so you won’t have to think about anything except getting down like nature’s greatest party animal: the skunk.