Two Person Deck The Bathroom Holiday Sweater

Description

Everyone knows what Santa is up to on Christmas Eve. He’s zooming through the sky on his sled, Rudolph leading the way on front. He’s delivering toys to good girls and boys. He’s snacking on cookies and milk at each house he stops at. But no one really stops to question what he and Mrs. Claus are doing the rest of the year. The answer… is way less glamorous than you might imagine.

The truth is that crafting presents to deliver in December doesn’t take a full 364 days a year, especially when you have an army of elves working for you. Santa and Mrs. Claus spend much of their time doing the domestic things that we all do. Yes, that includes pooping and taking baths and when your humble little cottage in the North Pole contains only a single bathroom, well then situations like this occur.

This two person holiday sweater captures the unfortunate occasion when Santa needs to relieve himself and Mrs. Claus has already begun to enjoy her evening bath. We assume jolly old St. Nick tried to hold it as long as he could, but when your diet consists mostly of cookies and milk, you sometimes have bathroom emergencies that just can’t wait. Mrs. Claus is also depicted on this sweater and she’s none too pleased with Santa, who has burst into the bathroom to commandeer the toilet for his irregular digestive activities. You can wear it with your significant other to show the world that Santa and Mrs. Claus are just like the rest of us, or you can wear it just to get a few laughs at the next Christmas party.