Women’s Pouncing Kitty Costume

Description

This cat is on a mission.

Cats don’t leave home with bows and suspenders unless they’re on business. Perhaps a meeting with a mysterious client. Maybe an interview with the cat boss himself. Or maybe they’re off to a catnip transaction.

What? You didn’t think this suave feline meant legitimate business, did you? Heavens, no. In our experience there are two types of cats. There’s the stay-home cats (lounging, napping, eating, basking in their own radiance) and the working cats. And the working cats never land on the right side of the law. We’re guessing it’s because they’ll take catnip bribes from anyone, aren’t loyal to a particular groomer, and will take any handouts they can get. They’re not afraid to get their paws dirty, as long as it doesn’t interfere with nap time (and as long as they feel like it).

So if you’re feeling a little mischievous, perhaps you’d like to try out some kitty business for yourself. Just gear up in something like this Pouncing Kitty Costume. It comes with black shorts, a short puff-sleeved shirt, pink suspenders, a satin tail, and paw-gloves. There’s also cat ears and pink bows. You’ll be the cat’s meow in this get-up. So feel free to hit the town. And while you’re out, give the don our regards.