Women’s Police Handcuff Belt

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Put your hands in the air, no, not like you just don’t care. You should care. You’re in real trouble, stop dancing! People like you just can’t be kept down long. Even when those cops put you in your handcuffs, it didn’t take long until you made them into a pretty great fashion accessory. Good thing too, those belts are a hot commodity in those prison cells. With all the shapeless jumpsuits the rest of the prisoners have been issued, the black market belt scene was bound to blow up sooner or later.

We knew you wouldn’t be kept down for long. Now that you’ve invented the cuff belt, your life in the Hoosegow isn’t going to be nearly as tough. Inmates owe you months’ worth of cafeteria desserts and you never have to wait in line at the phones. Even the guards are getting on board, though you charge them extra. This turn of events makes sense, your fashion sense has always been arresting.