Women’s Plus Size Harley Jester Costume

Description

This Women’s Plus Size Harley Jester Costume makes a fun choice of apparel for a Halloween party, but it really shines as a way to psych out your opponents during a high-stakes go fish tournament! Or, you know, a tournament in the card game of your choosing. Not everybody feels comfortable staking large sums of money on their ability to match colorful drawings of sea creatures. We’re not sure why, but we’re also not sure why our go fish fund always seems to be drying up. Oh well!

Either way, the hypnotic alternating black and red and white of this outfit creates an effect on the viewer that will make people suspect that you know something they don’t. Which should really improve your odds of winning, whether you’re trying to impress the manic prankster who’s the apple of your eye, or you’re simply taking on all comers in poker, pinochle, or hearts. And since those games all seem dependent on pure luck compared to a true game of skill like go fish, we’d recommend taking any advantage you can get!

Make no mistake: we don’t want you to head down the same dark path that we once followed, towards a metaphorical sandbar littered with washed-up card sharks. We’d all be rich around here if we only had a nickel for every time we’ve said do you have any twos? But we do want to see you succeed in all things, so we thought we’d stack the deck in your favor!