Womens Midnight Pirate Hat

Description

There are many, many unwritten rules in the pirate’s code. But of all of the nuanced guidelines, the carefully considered credences, one stands out as most worthy of being committed to paper: a pirate must wear a hat.

Okay, so the wording needs a bit of tweaking. Maybe we can make it rhyme: if a pirate dons a hat that’s curvy, he or she will not get scurvy! Mmmm. We’ll keep working on it. But ANYWAY, the night breezes of the Caribbean are likely to give even the toughest sailor a mighty chill. So you know the old saying (Remember? We just made it up…) Wear this classic Women’s Midnight Pirate Hat, keep warm on the high seas, and let not getting scurvy be the feather in your cap this Halloween!