Women’s Hippie Hottie Costume

Description

We miss our hippie days back in the 60s something fierce, man. There was this free-floating sensation that we were making history wherever we went, and that no matter what we did we were on the right side of it. Not only were we not looked down on for not working, we were applauded for it! Banana seats, bellbottoms, and black lights were where it was at, man, and that’s just covering the B’s! We’d give anything to go back to a time before we had a mortgage, two kids in college, and a parole officer. Our husband, that is — he’s a parole officer. Great guy. He really helped us out when we were on probation!

But we miss our hippie threads the most, man. Psychedelic floral prints, flowers in our hair, and fringes hanging off of everything. What says “fringe culture” better than actual fringes? We were always very literal.

But we have to face the facts: it’ll never be the 60s again, like, ever. But the hippie spirit will live on forever! And even if you weren’t there, you can look like you were with our Hippie Hottie Costume. This three piece combo is all the groovy garb you need for your next concert, freakout, or love-in. Just never forget the words of the immortal Janis Joplin: “Hi, my name’s Janis Joplin.”