Womens 50s Style Poodle Costume

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Rock around the clock, or anytime you please, ma’am. We aren’t here to tell you what to do. Like, you could get ready to greet your man with a home-cooked dinner––or maybe he’ll get home to find you down at the sock hop! Just because you dress like women’s lib never happened doesn’t mean you have to act like it!

As a matter of fact, you can twist, shout, bebop, doowop, shooby-doo and whatever other nonsense words Louis Prima can come up with to your heart’s content in this Women’s 50s-Style Poodle Costume. Err, poodle skirt costume, that is. Don’t order this expecting to pass for a dog. Also don’t order this for your dog—it’s likely not the correct proportions. Head down to the burger joint or the malt shop (they still have those, right?), and you’ll be the talk of the town! Because you’re a pretty lady, not a talking Great Dane who ordered a malt in earnest.

All the guys will be harshing your vibe, lady. They’ll be all, like, “What’s cookin’, good lookin’? Wanna meet up later at the Steak ’n’ Shake? We can jam to some Bobby Darren and Bo Didley,” or whatever they have on the jukebox, and then you’ll get one root beer float with two straws. I know what you’re thinking: scandalous. But times are changing fast, baby, and all we can do is embrace them or watch them pass by!