Voodoo Witch Plus Size Women’s Costume

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How’s your year been? Perfect so far? You’re appreciated at work, you got that raise you asked for plus another week of vacation. Your boss has even given you more freedom. And how’s your love life? Oh, it’s going swimmingly? Your partner seems to have realized what a catch you are. They’re always listening to your stories whether they’ve heard them before or not. You often come home to a well-balanced meal. Hmm, your life sounds good. Almost too good to be true.

Sure, most people wouldn’t think that the key to happiness is turning to witchcraft. It’s certainly a controversial decision. While some people might read self-help books, highlighting things that they already knew deep down inside, others prefer to take more of an active approach. Becoming a voodoo practitioner isn’t quite as tricky as becoming as your run of the mill witch. There aren’t any midnight covens in the woods, no meetings with Methuselah. To tell the truth, we don’t really know much about becoming a Voodoo witch but we do know if you’re wearing this ensemble you’re more likely to get more of what you want. Maybe that something is simply a burrito that you get on the house because of your intimidating air, it’s still something.

It’s been proven again and again that people act the way they dress. A man in a business suit will be bossier, someone in a sparkly disco suit is bound to be better at the wave, and if you’re dressed as a powerful Voodoo witch you’re sure to enjoy more power in your life, especially if you get yourself a spooky looking staff. In this tribal print dress and skull headband, you’re bound to get things your own way, you might not even have to use any of those elusive magic powers.