Description
Grand balls hosted by kind queens and humble kings. The halls decorated with elaborate garland and lights. Long flowing dresses and the prince to dance with. Castles high up on a hill. The stone so white is glistens in the sun. A beacon of hope. Young women fawning over the handsome prince. Uhhg….puke!
Forget Disney, we’d rather be video game princesses. Our hair a little wild and crazy from the wind as we drive by during our go kart races. Slip on this Women’s Video Game Princess Wig and beat all those dirty boys! We know the princess in pink is always the fastest on the course. She zooms past the other racers, her dust kicking up behind her, temporarily blinding them. Proving, as you’ve undoubtedly done, time and time again, that girls rule and boys drool. So let Cinderella have her ball, you’ll get the Gold Cup!