Velvet Black Cat Ears

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You might be asking yourself, “Why would I need to wear a set of cat ears?” Good question! We’ve composed a list of reasons for you to wear these Velvet Black Cat Ears. You can wear them…

1. To a job interview at a pet store.

2. While purchasing cat food at said pet store.

3. To a job interview as a mouse catcher.

3. To fit in with all the other cats in your neighborhood.

4. To drink milk from a saucer.

5. To dress up as a cat burglar.

6. To dress up as a cat burger.

7. To dress up as Cat Stevens, if we half-cat, half-human hybrid.

8. To audition for roles in cat food commercials.

9. To audition for roles that are completely non-cat related.

10. To look super cute in your cat costume.

If one, or any of those reasons resonate with you, then you may just want to pick up a set of these cat ears. We’re sort of betting on you making a super-cute kitty costume, but we’re still hoping SOMEONE out there will do the whole Cat Stevens as a half-cat half-human idea…