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Toddler Wooden Girl Costume

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You’ve heard of doing the robot in all this day and age. It’s a pretty cool dance move, sure. It embodies the technological world that we live in, but it’s not the greatest dance out there. It’s pretty close to the top, but not quite

You’re probably thinking that we think it’s something like the moonwalk or the running man. We’ll tell you know and you’ll say something like “Hold on one disco dancing second, is it one of those modern moves that kids are doing?” We’ll politely say “Why no, we believe we’ll have to go back to the father of the robotic to really find the greatest move of all time.” To this you’ll reply “egads, you don’t mean,” to which we’ll say “Oh yeah we do. We’re talking about the wooden puppet!” Then you will all give yourselves a good bonk on your foreheads, because, duh, we’re talking about the sweet, no-strings-attached dance that everyone can do.

We also know that every dance move is made even better when you’re in costume for it. Have you ever seen those guys dressed as robots DO the robot? It’s so cool! We’re waiting for the day an astronaut does the moonwalk on the moon. Now dress your little girl up in this fantastic wooden costume so she can get to practicing the greatest move since the jitterbug. It always takes a little of practice to get things perfect, so you might as well start he early. No matter what she does in this outfit though, we know it’s going to be crazy cute.

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