Toddler Skeleton Costume

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Look, we don’t want to alarm you, but…it looks like your toddler has somehow been able to shed their Epidermis. Is this a family thing? Because if it’s genetic, then whew! You probably already knew all about this crazy trick, and in fact, were expecting it. And if so, congratulations on having a crazy cool gene pool! Let’s definitely grab some coffee sometime so you can tell us all about your ancestry and DNA.

Also, is the scientific community aware that you can do this? Not that we’d tell them, but…are they? Do they know? Do you need protection from the government? Because we might know some people…nod yes for yes, and shake your head no for – you guessed it! – no!

But listen, just in case it gets cold out and you don’t wanna cramp your toddler’s style, take a look at this Toddler Skeleton Costume. 100% polyester fabric with printed bones will keep your little one warm while also letting them know that, hey, you accept them just the way you are! You’re not trying to change anything about the way their body was made! There’s also shoe covers that fasten with Velcro around the ankles (quick question – does your child even wear shoes? Or is this where those weird-looking toe shoes come in really handy?). And it all comes in a tidy lil’ jumpsuit that has a back zipper, making it comfortable and easy to slip on and off. It’s so comfortable, your kid will want to wear it everywhere (which could be really nice for those times when you don’t want to deal with pesky, over-curious questions like ours)!