Toddler Authentic T-Birds Jacket

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Are you ready to induct your toddler as the youngest member of your greaser gang? This Toddler Authentic T-Birds Jacket is based on the iconic Grease character Danny Zuko, made famous by John Travolta, so your little guy can sport the same tough look, ready to hot rod it up! All you have to do is teach him how to groove to some boppin’ 50s tunes so he can be the coolest kid in town and you’ll be set. Some kid’s Converse high tops will complete the look.

To be a real member of the T-Birds, you’re kid’s gonna need a 50s-style nickname, preferably one that ends in “-y” or “-ie.” Maybe they already have one. If so, they’re all set. Maybe you can just stick “-y” or “-ie” on the end of their current name, or the first syllable of it. If neither of those work, here are some spin-off-worthy T-Birds we came up with: Loosey, Goosey, Howdy, Bitzy, Boopzie, Smutzie, or Sneezy. Come to think of it, any dwarf name should work. Maybe not Bashful, but an especially precocious lil’ greaser could definitely pull off Doc.

Spoiler alert: Grease ends with Danny and Sandy literally flying off into the sky, but this isn’t a topic of conversation in Grease 2, even though it stars Danny’s younger sister. Puzzlingly, she’s only known as the little sister of that super-cool greaser guy, not that guy whose car flew away. Which one do you think would be bigger news? Are we to assume the Men in Black or the Ministry of Magic zapped all the townspeople’s memories of the incident to preserve the delicate truce between the mundane and the supernatural that underlies our world? It’s annoying when a sequel doesn’t follow up on the most interesting dangling thread from a movie, but nothing’s stopping you from recreating Danny Zuko’s further adventures in the astral plane with your little on in this Toddler Authentic T-Birds Jacket.