The One Ring Slouch Beanie

Description

Rings definitely look cool but they aren’t exactly the most practical article of clothing in the world. Sure if you’re some dark overlord who rules over an entire kingdom of cursed demons and creatures you can afford to fund a few corporate rings. We see the ones Sauron gave out similar to the modern day gold wrist watches except his caused the absolute and certain demise of most of their owners. Either way not many of us happen to have a volcano forge to create a ring of absolute power in.

We have stumbled across some really warm yarn though and that’s right up there in usefulness as the ability to turn invisible. Not only that but this slouch beanie with the words of power written on it is reversible! Let’s see some silly hunk of metal do something like that and still be able to keep your head warm in the winter time!