Taupe Braided Chiffon Bag with Long Chain

Description

Sounds like a pretty high-class name for a handbag, right? It turns out that in French, the word chiffon just means ‘rag.’ So when everyone at the soirée compliments your super-chic purse, it will be like your purse is answering them for you. “This old thing?” it will say. “Why, I only wear it when I don’t care how I look!” That’s sure to impress the other partygoers, because they’ll think that you must have a bunch of even fancier bags stashed away somewhere. And if nobody understands French, they’ll still be amazed because hey! It’s a talking purse!

Okay, we should be clear. This purse doesn’t actually speak (unless you make it). It does, however, come in a classic taupe, with a long, silvery chain and some shiny-looking jewels adorning the clasp. A convenient interior pocket should help keep your stuff straight, so you’ll be free to partake in the repartee.