Super Sexy School Girl Costume

Description

You scored 1590 on the SATs. You frequently Tweet at Neil Degrasse Tyson, and teach him a few things. You can name every country on a blank map, and you have visited the Library of Congress…twice. So we’re as fed up as you are that people expect you to “look like a bookworm.” Believe it, world: brains are beauty!

Time to take matters into your own capable hands and turn up the heat (which you can easily convert between Celsius and Fahrenheit, of course) in this Super Sexy Schoolgirl Costume. You know you’re the complete package, we know you’re the complete package, and now, the world can know it, too. Calculus? You nailed it. Quantum physics? You tested out. Archaeology? You’re flying out next week to assist with a dig. And you speak four languages, (fluently) and let’s not forget that book you have coming out…in Latin.

So whether you wear the double-breasted jacket wide open or you button it up over this outfit’s adjustable plaid bra makes no difference to us–we applaud your smart style. The matching plaid skirt and tie only up the oomph of this bookish meets coquettish look, and that’s working for you. Because after a lifetime of worshiping the books, we think you deserve to have a little fun. Just add thigh highs and heels and strut around as much as you like. And try not to calculate your velocity while doing so. Just for tonight.