Stewie Griffin Deluxe Plus Size Costume

Description

On television, weird stuff is the norm. Crossover episodes, multiverses—all kinds of crazy plots and gags. Then there are the zany characters. From cat-eating space aliens to teenage girls battling evil demons, you can meet a lot of strange and fascinating people when you’re flipping through the channels. Like here’s somebody you could meet: an everyday American toddler with a cold and calculating side that allows him to bend weaker minds to his will, and a cuddly, fun-loving side that makes him the best friend and confidant of the family dog. Nobody seems to understand him, even though he speaks in a sparkling English accent.

When we meet this kind of character on TV, a little bundle of neurons in the back of our brains starts firing like crazy. For hours and hours, in a state somewhere between meditation and all-out creative firestorm, we dream about becoming that imaginary person. When we were Stewie, we realized that we’re pretty happy with his lopsided noggin, since it seems to enhance our diabolical scheming and savage wit. If we could change one thing about being Stewie, it would be feeling trapped in our tiny, helpless body. Whoa! That got kind of freaky!

Anyway, if you’ve been on a Family Guy kick, and your brain yearns to try on Stewie Griffin’s deceptively-adorable overalls and his football-shaped head, we’re one step ahead of you with this costume for full-sized adults. And this is TV: anything is possible. You can think about this outfit as a Halloween costume, or you can think about it as an audition for the inevitable musical version of Family Guy for the stage. Don’t let anyone tell you it’s never going to happen!