Sexy School Teacher Costume

Description

Here is something you may not know: being a teacher isn’t glamorous. There are faculty meetings, parent-teacher meetings, hours spent making handouts that your students will inevitably leave on their desks or crumpled up on the floor, and even more hours of grading that can only be done in pajamas to be bearable.

If you teach little kids, you have to monitor their snacks, remind them constantly that whatever mean thing they’ve just done is not how they would like to be treated by their friends, and deal with wailing breakdowns. Even worse, you could teach teenagers and have literally everything you bring in be deemed “not applicable to the real world,” whatever that means. So basically, teachers really really need to be able to feel glamorous from time to time and just let their hair down! This sexy school teacher costume is a must have for anyone who likes to be in charge of their own fun! Think of it as an extra credit assignment for your social life this Halloween.

Just look at this costume! Go on, give it another read. Can you sense the major themes at work? Beauty, bold style…it is an A+ work of sassy-scholastic art. A body hugging gray dress, a black vest, and a sweet lil’ necktie all come together to plunge you into the teacherly life you wish you had. Take another look, does this look like the outfit of someone who graded thirty “What I Did on My Summer Vacation” essays? No, no it does not.