Robin Girl Sexy Costume

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You know what we’re sick of? Sexy Batman. Why is it, every time there’s an opportunity to dress up as one’s favorite superhero we always get stuck with hundreds and hundreds of sexy Batmen (Batmans?)? It’s ridiculous, to be quite frank with you. Sure, Batman has the chiseled physique and chiseled chin and everything else is chiseled too, but come on! Batman should be focusing on his cape and cowl, not his… actually you know what? Batman with just cape and cowl is pretty sexy. But let’s focus on the point at hand. We’ve had enough of this sexy, charming Batman character. Bruce Wayne is a billionaire. Can’t he go buy a different sexy costume instead of Batman for once? He keeps stealing all the thunder!

But what is a poor sidekick to do? Lowly Robin, sure a great acrobat and crimefighter in his own right, but how can Robin hope to match Batman’s sexy appeal? With Robin’s own sexy appeal, that’s how! Yes, enough sidekick stuff. Now you can dress as Robin and be sexy at the same time, and isn’t that what you’ve always wanted? Of course it is. Criminals won’t know what to do when they see you’re after them. They’ll stop and stare, of course, and their jaws will be on the floor, which will be the perfect chance for you to tie them up and hand them over to Commissioner Gordon (oh, by the way, check out the sexy Commissioner Gordon costume. Never has an old police commissioner looked so arrestingly sexy!). You’ve worked hard, you deserve some attention too! So step out from the sidekick shadows, sexy Robin. It’s your time!