Prestige Plus Size Cookie Monster Costume

Description

“Me just met you and this is crazy, but you got cookie, so share it maybe?”

Chocolate chip. Coconut macaroon. Snickerdoodle. Monster. Cookies. Cookies. Cookies. All the types of cookies. Oreo. Thin mint. Peanut butter. We really want some cookies. Do you have any cookies? Ah, who are we kidding, if you had cookies you would eat them.

We understand you constant need for cookies. We have the same need. So, far we’ve discovered that the easiest way to obtain cookies is to purchase them. Taking them from babies isn’t even as easy as forking over the few dollars for a box. Babies fight back hard when you try to take something they want away from them. But what if there was an easier way to get cookies?

We posit that by dressing up in this Prestige Plus Size Cookie Monster Costume that you might have an easier (and cheaper) cookie acquiring life. You see, we think that no one will be able to turn down giving you a cookie when you are dressed as the big blue monster from Sesame Street. All we ask is that if you are successful in your cookie gathering while wearing this costume is that you report your findings back to us…and purchase the costume of course. We really do think being dressed as our favorite monster will make getting any kind of cookies easier than if you tried to take them from a baby!