Portal Aperture Test Subject Adult Track Jacket

Description

Aperture Science… sure, the company may be a little controversial when brought up in conversation. Mostly because they are notorious for kidnapping test subjects and forcing them to complete deadly tasks all in the name of their own technological pursuits (not to mention the lies they tell about baked goods), but we still think they’re still a cool company worthy of merchandise. Why? Well, who else has developed portal technology with such acumen? Nobody, that’s who.

That’s why we carry this slick Portal track jacket, out of respect for that company’s amazing accomplishments in the world of science. The end doesn’t always justify the means but in this case, we’d say it does. So if you too have the desire to show everyone that you stand with Aperture Science and support their research, despite all the… unpleasantness, we can help. Just grab this Portal Aperture Test Subject Adult Track Jacket and casually wear it where ever you want!