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Porg 10″ Stuffed Toy

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Have you seen Porgs, the impossibly adorable critters from Star Wars: The Last Jedi? That’s about all we can think about now and we’re really into making songs about Porgs. There’s just something about them that inspires us! Here’s our latest one:

Porg (You really got me)

Porg, you really got me now

You got me so I can’t drink blue milk

Porg, you really got me now

You got me so I can’t fix the hyperdrive

Porg, you really got me now

You got me so I don’t how to pilot the Falcon

Oh Porg, you really got me now,

You got me so I can’t fix a hyperdrive

You really got me (x4)

After that, we imagine that Chewbacca would play a rockin’ guitar solo that makes you really want to shake your booty (assuming Wookiees have the digit dexterity required to play guitar).

But you get the picture. We got Porgs on the brain, which is why this Porg plushie is a real life-saver. This little guy helps soothe our Porg-fever to an acceptable level. If you have a little bit of Porg-fever yourself, then you should definitely get your hands on this huggable little guy.

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