Plush Skeleton Mens Costume

Description

Are you a skeleton who is tired of being called disparaging names like bony and skinny? Don’t worry, we have the right costume that will instantly beef you up and give you the softer physique you want!

We know that it’s nearly impossible for you to put on weight because well, you’re a skeleton. We see you at the gym everyday, using the kettle bells and leg press trying your hardest to get “yoked.” You’re taking your pre-workout drink and gulping down your post-workout shake and when you step on the scale to check your progress, there’s zero gains. You’re so dedicated to achieving bulky muscles that you’re even implementing unhealthy methods to get your desired results. Visiting the McDonald’s drive-thru everyday for a Big Mac, fries, and shake (somehow) isn’t getting the job done either. But don’t fret slim, because we have the get-up you need to make all your body goals a reality…

This men’s plush skeleton costume has the power to make you look less like the Grim Reaper and more like The Rock (well, that might be a bit of an exaggeration, but it will get you closer to your desired weight.) You’ll still have the same anatomy as a traditional skeleton and you’ll also be rocking the classic black and white color scheme (which looks great on you, by the way) but now you’ll look bigger because of the stuffed headpiece. The soft skeleton head is oversized, and as a result, it makes your whole body look “swole,” as the kid’s say nowadays. All your “skinny people problems” will be obsolete and you’ll be entering your first body builder competition very soon once you have this costume!