Plus Size Sultry SWAT Costume

Description

The police have to be tough cookies. It takes a lot of you-know-what to put that uniform on every morning, kiss your spouse goodbye not knowing what the day is going to bring, and then start your beat. You have to patrol some rough neighborhoods, and you have to have eyes in the back of your head. But when you turn on that twinkly music and see the little kids running up to your truck to buy ice cream, you can take pride in knowing you’re serving your country.

Upon second thought, we’re thinking of the ice cream man. But police are good too, especially SWAT: Special Weapons and Tactics. These are the super cops who have to break down doors on dubious houses, swarm into completely unknown and possibly lethal environments, and protect our neighborhood from shady characters while still adhering to the sacred principles of the law. They have to know how to tell apart the good from the bad, the rocky road from the chocolate chip cookie dough, and never let the bomb pops melt no matter how hot it gets outside. Wait, that’s the ice cream man again. We like the ice cream man!

Our SWAT costume is the pinnacle of police fashion. People will know you’re not to be flexed with when they see that fearsome acronym borne across your chest. The stretchy suspenders attach below the bust with Velcro, just like on a real SWAT uniform. And when you wear this costume, you won’t have to break down a single door — they’ll be opening for you automatically!