Plus Size Halftime Hottie Costume

Description

Everyone loves football. It’s got everything: refrigerator-sized men careening into one one another, lithe quarterbacks perfectly spiraling the ball through the air, and even punting. Did you know that the Europeans once attempted to invent their own version of football, but in a massive planning oversight they forgot to make what they now know as “football” good? It’s true. Football is the perfect American game about taking ground, smashing faces, and victory.

In fact, there are only two ways football could be improved on. The first thing would be to interrupt some games halfway through so the players can drink sports drinks and eat orange slices while the fans watch a live performance. A “halftime show,” if you would. The other thing would be that one person who makes everything better no matter the time or circumstances: you.

This costume combines both of those those improvements in the perfect package. When you wear our Halftime Hottie Costume you won’t even need to wait until the end of the second quarter to get everyone’s attention. This referee-style dress will only add to your natural talent of telling people what to do — and if anyone gives you a hard time, they’ll be the first down!