Plus Size Deluxe Snow White Costume

Description

Can you imagine having to look after seven dwarfs? Seven! That is a tremendous workload. Because it’s not like these are seven cats, who basically take care of themselves (and would make Snow White the ultimate cat lady). No, we’re talking about real people. And each one of them needs to be fed. Each one of them coming home after a long day in the mines and demanding dinner. And don’t even think about the amount of laundry! It would never end! Snow White is a saint for putting up with that at all, let alone as long as she did. All for what? For being fairest of them all. If things are so fair, how did she get trapped in that thankless gig. Besides, you know Dopey was always trying to sneak a kiss with her, pretending he didn’t know any better. Little suspicious if you ask us. Did the dwarfs even have healthcare? Probably not. They probably weren’t union working in that mine. What a tragedy. But it all turned out pretty good in the end. Snow White got to escape the dwarfs and go off with the handsome prince (and she escaped the evil witch, obviously).

Escape that unfair workload and stay the fairest of them all by dressing up in this fancy Snow White costume. Everyone will know that you serve no dwarf nor man, and you’re the queen of your own life. Tell those dwarfs where to stick their dirty clothes, because you don’t need them anymore! But you’re nice about it still, because Snow White is always a sweetheart, even when she’s being worked to death without so much as a thank you. Go back to the mines, you ungrateful dwarfs! It’s time for Snow White to have her own life at last!