Plus Size Deluxe Kwik E Mart Apu Costume

Description

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Their floors are sticky mart! Who needs this plus size Kwik-E-Mart Apu costume? You dooooo! We’re sorry to tell you that that song is now implanted in your head for the next few days, but that doesn’t take away from the awesomeness that is this Apu costume from the Simpsons. Once you get in this thing you’ll be all set to make delicious Squishees, yell at thieving teenagers, and change the expiration dates on old ham. Yep, that’s what it takes to work at the Kwik-E-Mart… undying dedication.

Of course, there’s more to Apu than just the Kwik-E-Mart. He’s a Grammy-winning musician, a champion bowler, and a dedicated father of eight. He has a near-perfect memory and can recite pi to 40,000 places. He’s a self-educated expert on American history. He’s close personal friends with Paul McCartney and once romanced his wife with a private Elton John performance. Clearly, Apu is a man of many facets. But if you asked him to name one accomplishment he’s proudest of, we’re betting he’d say something about the Kwik-E-Mart. He’s a man with a passion, and that passion is his convenience store.

Show your passion for Springfield’s most dedicated public servant with this polyester jumpsuit, styled after the classic Kwik-E-Mart uniform, worn over Apu’s trademark V-neck shirt and high-waisted khakis. The molded vinyl head mask is padded for comfort and holds its shape, just the thing for a long night of slinging Squishees to the slack-jawed yokels of Springfield.