Net Bag of Skulls

Description

Skull collecting has become a bit of a faux pas these days. Having an extensive collection of skulls used to indicate that you were a great warrior, or a very enthusiastic Hamlet fan. But, nowadays it just raises a lot of unwanted questions, like “Where did you get all these skulls?” or “Is this why we never hear about you going on second dates with anyone?”

Now you can have your skull collection, without all the troublesome questions, by simply getting this Net Bag of Skulls to decorate your home with. These are made of plastic, so while they may not be as authentic as the real things, they are much easier to explain. They are also smaller than real skulls, so they don’t take up as much shelf or table space, allowing you to get more decorative bang for your Halloween buck. Now, when people see your collection, they’ll be asking “Where did you get all these skulls?” in a whole different tone of voice!