Mens Zombie Sheriff Costume

Description

What would the world do without any sign of law and order? Well, with this Men’s Zombie Sheriff Costume, that exact question will start bouncing around in people’s brains when they see you. Zombies abide by only one rule, and that rule is the strong eat and the weak are eaten.

When you walk around as a lawman, turned into a flesh eating monster, everyone will know that the end has finally come. There will be no more order, only chaos. No one will know if the blood splatter on your uniform is from you or your victims, and they won’t stay around to find out. The frayed bottoms of these green pants will show everyone just how far you’ve dragged your rotting corpse for another bloody meal. From afar, you may raise survivors’ hopes for salvation from a hungry hoard with a classic khaki sheriff’s hat resting atop your head. However, as soon as they see your ferocious and rotting face, all hopes they held will suddenly be turned to fear of their inevitable demise.

Wow… what a nightmare, right? The only thing your victims could really hope for, in the case of an actual apocalypse, is that you’re not on of those zombies that learn to recall basic muscle memory. What’s more frightening than the walking dead? The walking dead being locked and loaded! Mankind may be able to handle a zombie plague but if those deadheads are able to bear arms… well, folks, that’s the ball game, right there.