Mega Scarecrow Costume

Description

Some scarecrows are the friendly type that like to skip along down the road, help out friends, and sing a merry song. This scarecrow, however, is more of an undead monstrosity that will eat your brains if you trespass on his field kind of guy.

Wow. Just imagine how differently your favorite film may have gone if a young girl from Kansas had met THIS scarecrow along her path. That Wicked Witch doesn’t look so bad now, does she? Click your heels three times and wait for magic to whisk you home? No thanks! She’ll take a first class ticket on the first available flight out! Terrifying. If you’re sick of those happy brainless types giving you a bad rap, then you can rewrite the story by suiting up in this Mega Scarecrow Costume. After all, it’s called a “SCARE-crow” for good cause–why not give everyone a reason to be afraid this Halloween?

The tan linen shirt has your standard issue straw tissue fringe, as do the matching elastic waist pants. In fact, from the neck down, you look perfectly prepped to go out into the field to scare off a few crows. But from the neck up…Eeeeeeeeeeek! The molded latex full mask features gruesome zombie-like details that are lifelike enough to scare the pants off of anyone who passes your path–be they human, little dog, or witch. Who says scarecrows don’t have brains? This look seems like a really smart choice for a scare-fest this Halloween.