Masked Robber Kit

Description

Being a robber is a tough gig. You have to know all the ins and outs of the place you want to burgle. You have to know where the CCTV cameras are. When the guards make their rounds. You have to know what to do with the loot once you’ve successfully burgled it. And, ultimately you have to not get caught.

Now we’re no Danny Ocean, but we do have some tips for not getting pinched by the police. 1. Do not trust anyone. Not your friends, not your mom, not your therapist. No one. 2. Wear this Masked Robber Kit. It will protect you from being recognized with the eye mask, and the half gloves will keep you from leaving finger pints, and it comes with a bag sturdy enough to carry your loot. 3. Always have multiple contingency plans. What are you going to do if the police arrive early? Where are you going to go if your safe house is compromised? Who can you turn to in a moment of desperation? (No one, we already covered this.) Good luck, and stay out of jail.