Make America Drunk Again Beer Belt

Description

President Hoover once said that there should be a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage. Your campaign slogan is a bit simpler and yet, much more fun. There should be a beer for every koozie and a bottle opener for every drawer. Oh yeah, and some delicious buffalo wings on the side wouldn’t hurt either. What makes for a good politician? Well, you really should lead by example. If you want your supporters to relax with one or two relaxing cold beverages you should always have plenty of brewskies on hand or, in this case, on the hip. 

You’ll have room on this length adjustable patriotic belt for a variety of six beers. A potential voter is more into amber ale than your typical pilsner. Hey, Broheim, no problem! You’ve got that stashed in your odd ball pocket to the far left because you’re a different candidate than people are used to. You’ll bridge the bipartisan gap. You have a vision for America and it involves loud, off-key Karaoke. Say it with us,  

“Make America drunk again!”