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Kid’s Jack Sparrow Mustache & Goatee

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Look, it’s no secret that, in today’s day and age, kids are growing up fast! And yeah, so maybe your kid is growing up a little faster than most. What’s the big deal?! So he’s decided that a land-lubber’s life is not the one for him, and he wants to push out into the open seas and find his fortune by plundering the Queen ships. At the end of the day, you’ve gotta ask yourself…do you wanna be the kind of parent who cuts off the wings of that beautiful and unique butterfly, or do you wanna give it the tools to help it fly?

If it’s indeed the latter, then might we suggest getting him this Kid’s Jack Sparrow Mustache & Goatee? Since he’s too young to grow actual facial hair of his own, this officially licensed mustache and goatee set will help him better fit in with a rough and tumble crew of pirates and sailors! Even better, both pieces attach with self-adhesive, so if he changes his mind about this adventurous and admittedly incredibly dangerous life path, he can easily take them off and go back to being a normal kid again!

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