Kids Axe

Description

Some parents raise their kids teaching them how to throw a baseball or ride a bike. Those can be pretty useful things in today’s culture, but there are some families in the world who can’t have the luxury of teaching simple tasks such as these. The families in these situations teach their children about the secrets hidden in the Riddle of Steel. It may not be the most orthodox form of family values, but we think they get the point across all the same.

We know that any child with serious battle axe proficiency will be a stand up citizen, because of all the discipline and respect involved in the proper training. We also wouldn’t mind them being on our side when the army of orcs, dragons, or evil demons come knocking on our door once again. Hopefully those baseball throwers can take out monsters from far away and the bikers will make good messengers.