Holiday Honey Costume

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Well, old Saint Nick has hired a new secretary, and she is a smoking hot elf! Does Mrs. Claus know about this hire? Did she go through HR? Where did she come from all of a sudden? In fact, since we’ve got this gorgeous new hire and all the elves and Santa can’t stop staring at her, maybe now is a good time to review our sexual harassment policy. Yes, even Santa. In fact, Santa, maybe now let’s talk about our open door policy. No no, it’s not that Miss Hot Elf can come and see you any time. It’s that you’re going to keep your door open from now on. Sound good? Great.

Now, Miss Hot Elf, obviously you seem to know your way around the uniform. You’ve got the shoes on correctly, and those white and red striped stockings seem to go all the way- ahem, and you’re wearing the dress correctly but we’re afraid your skirt might be shorter than regulation. Did you hem it yourself? Well, we supposed a little bit of modification is alright, as long as no one has a problem with it. Listen, how about after we’re done making toys for the day, you and us we go out for a drink? What? Of course we know the sexual harassment policy! We would never- Oh you thought- Ha! As if we would ever dream of hitting on you. So sorry for the misunderstanding. You know what, we’ll let you get back to work. We’ve got some toys to make. Welcome aboard! Let us know if anyone else tries to ask you out and we’ll set them straight. Santa, stop staring!