Is munchkin still the PC-appropriate term? The 30s were rough for little people in show business––dwarf tossing was still a thing!––but not so in the Kingdom of Oz. These socks are perfect for welcoming some very large travelers to your village after they drop a house on your evil overlady.

We both know you need a pair of appropriately twee-looking socks to complete your munchkin getup. So why not slip into these affordable White/Green Munchkin Socks? They’re so comfortable the Wicked Witch will have to consider ditching her all-black-everything look. You’ve been warned.

Minimal dancing skills required. A diminutive stature helps, but look close: there were a couple tall munchkins. They must have had real good agents. “Hey, Pete needs a gig. I know, I know, he’s a little tall for a Munchkin, but he’s a real good squatter. Guy can squat all day. Thanks. I owe you one.”

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