Ah. Well… I attended Juilliard… I’m a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT… NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY… NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I’m qualified?Become the ghost with the most this Halloween when you wear this Beetlejuice costume. This authentic outfit will have you looking like the coolest dead guy ever with the included suit and makeup kit. You’ll just have to show up when ever someone says your name three times this holiday.

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