Gallon of Blood

Description

Look, we don’t ask questions. We’re not sure what some of our products get used for. Some of them are pretty easy to guess. A Deluxe Marty McFly costume? Probably a dude (or chick) going to a costume party. A Black Flickering Candelabra? Someone is clearly setting up for a séance in their spare bedroom. A Groot Candy Bowl? Some kid got his first apartment, and wants to keep a bowl of candy or chips next to the couch so he doesn’t have to get up.

A Gallon of Blood? Look like we said. We don’t know what everyone does with their items. And frankly, sometimes we feel better not knowing. Maybe you need to fake your death. Or perhaps you are setting up for a haunted house. Who knows. You could be using this to mess with the teenagers down the street who pretend to be vampires. Carrying it in your house as they all look on, mouths hanging open. As long as you don’t hurt anyone, enjoy a gallon of fake blood!