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Fruit Cake Holiday Sweater

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Of the many iconic symbols of the holiday seasons, few are as enduring or polarizing as the humble fruit cake. These fruit and nut-filled baked goodies seem like they should be the most eagerly awaited tradition of holiday get-togethers, especially since they are often completely soaked in brandy. But for some reason, they are mostly given as gag gifts, or they are doomed to get re-gifted between friends and family until the end of time.

Fruit cakes may have gotten a bad reputation over the years, but luckily, eating one isn’t the only way to show your love for them. Now, you can wear this festive Fruit Cake Holiday Sweater to announce your appreciation for all they do. This cozy acrylic sweater comes with an image of the infamous desert knitted into the front. There is also a clear declaration of what it is knitted in giant letters, just in case anyone mistakes it for a donut, or an old tire coated in jelly beans or something. Wear it to family or office holiday parties, or it also makes a memorable gift, just like a real fruit cake!

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