Felt Pilgrim Hat

Description

Back in the day! When men had to cut down logs to MAKE their house— they couldn’t just go buy one!—and the Neighborhood Watch was just one lone old prospector with a musket rifle somewhere up in the hills! The wagons had to be durable. Shoot, everything had to be durable! The (rather boring, if we may say so) clothing. The tools (if you had them). The horses. (We sure wouldn’t want to walk all the way to town and back for a candy bar if our horse was sickly!)

Back to the clothing for a moment. Could you imagine wearing the same thing over and over? (Of course you can, you were in high school once!) All of your clothing being white or black…although the white turns a lived-in tan color after a while! Fear not though, you can spice up the Thanksgiving festivities with the flashy gold buckle on this Pilgrim hat! You’ll be the most envied pilgrim in all the lands. Just don’t bother the old prospector on Neighborhood Watch! (We hear he has a twitchy trigger finger.)