It’s a night like any other night. You’ve finished your shift at the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory and are walking down to the Drunken Clam to throw back a few cold ones with your buddies. You always have a good time with them. Maybe you’ll watch the game together, or go bowling, or start a pirate crew, or…

Then, out of nowhere, the Giant Chicken attacks.

He bursts through a storefront window and tackles you, sending you both tumbling to the hard sidewalk. You roll with him off the walkway and into the street, where cars swerve and crash as they attempt not to hit you. Feathery fists pummel you, and you struggle to regain your senses. You head-butt him, knocking him off you and giving you the chance to grab a weapon—one of the broadswords on sale at the local street-side kiosk. The chicken also grabs a sword, and soon metal rings against metal as you lock blades with your foe. You thrust and parry, but it’s soon clear your opponent is better trained than you. He knocks the blade out of your hand and rears back for the killing blow…

This is just one of the many problems that could befall you at any time when you’re Peter Griffin—or even if you’re just dressed up like him. The Giant Chicken isn’t going to be able to tell the difference, not when you’re such a mirror image of the original guy thanks to this Peter Griffin Deluxe Plus Size Costume. This polyester jumpsuit looks just like Peter’s iconic outfit, from the white button-up shirt to the green pants. There’s even an attachable vinyl belly to truly capture Peter’s look. The latex mask perfectly completes the look. As soon as you slip into the Peter Griffin Deluxe Plus Size Costume, you will be Peter Griffin—just keep your eyes peeled for any chickens.