Deluxe Caveman Neighbor Wig

Description

If you’re painting your cave

Or inventing fire

You want that blonde hair

Which all cavemen admire

Whether gathering by day

Or hunting by night

Everyone loves

A well-coiffed troglodyte

-Prehistoric caveman poem

We have studied every fossil and ancient cave painting we could find in order to bring the most accurate replica of the typical caveman hairdo directly to you. It turns out that cavemen most commonly had neatly parted, tidily styled, bright blonde hair. Who knew?

If you’re going primal this year then you can’t do without our Deluxe Caveman Neighbor Wig. It is made from durable synthetic hair. We tried to get the real thing, but last year all of our interns got badly clubbed when we made them shave actual cavemen. This comfortable wig fits comfortably thanks to its secure mesh cap.