Creepy Clown Adult Mask

Description

We have very strict rules here at HalloweenCostumes about the number of times we can repeat a certain letter when we use onomatopoeia. But we almost broke them when this Creepy Clown Adult Mask made us go “Aaaaaaaah!” And from there it only got worse.

Because the one thing scarier than the spooky-sloppy makeup job that most evil clowns have is this clown’s red eye shadow, which looks to have come from a deep gash through his left brow. And we petitioned to be given a few extra vowels just so we could express how badly the scraggly, sharpened teeth freaked us out, but we were met with nothing but silence. And then, from right behind us, we heard muffled, deranged laughter.

It turned out that somebody had just been watching an especially funny video in the back of the room, but it was a real eye-opener about the awesome scare power of this mask! It’s not for dimly-lit rooms or the faint of heart.