Crazy Wig

Description

A wig like this, inspired by a bantu knots hairstyle, makes you fully qualified to dress up as a hovercraft captain determined to overthrow the machine overlords who have enslaved humanity, if that’s what you’re into. A pair of sleek sunglasses and a trenchcoat would give this wig a totally futuristic feel straight out of a certain modern techno-thriller.

But some people are more partial to a particularly charismatic (and emotionally unstable) inmate at a women’s prison. And back before her days of writing sci-fi erotica, this rambunctious lady’s distinctive locks were as much a part of her look as the mischievous grin that was maybe a little too friendly. Some people can’t quite tell when being a good neighbor becomes a felony, or the best way to wear a certain wig, so they need decisive people like you to help them stay on the right side of the line!