Crayola 64-Piece Crayon Box Adult Costume

Description

Think back to when you were in first grade…

You’re sitting at your little desk, patiently awaiting Ms. Martin’s next command. Suddenly she says, okay kids, take out your coloring utensils and color this bunny to the best of your abilities. She begins passing out sheets of paper with a cartoon rabbit printed on front and your fellow classmates rummage through their desks to find their art supplies. Danny pulls out some awesome scented markers. Susie displays her freshly sharpened colored pencils and Tommy proudly shows off his extra large box of Crayola crayons. There’s 64 crayons inside and he has some of the best colors: sea green, Robin’s egg blue, purple mountains’ majesty, razzmatazz, and macaroni and cheese. Tommy is the coolest kid in class because everyone wants to use his crayons (especially macaroni and cheese, that’s everyone’s favorite).

You, on the other hand, do not have a jumbo box of crayons. You’re stuck with crumbly wax crayons that your mother picked up from the local dollar store. Needless to say, no one wants to use them…

Unfortunately, we can’t send you back in time to first grade with a box of crayons full of obscure colors (sorry), but we do have a way for you to redeem yourself! Instead of owning the crayons you’ve always wanted, now you can actually be them. This Crayola 64-piece crayon costume will transform you into the coveted yellow box that all kids wanted back in the day. Yes, there’s even a built-in sharpener in back. It’s a foam tunic that will make you look really cool; even cooler than the desirable mac and cheese crayon!